Thursday, November 3, 2011

WHAT THE HELL?!?...wait I really liked this movie. "POPCORN" review

So what happens when you intend to write a review of a bad slasher flick that actually turns out to be, at the very least fun, you get Popcorn. 
Popcorn was a slasher flick made at the end of the era, 1991. These movies seemed to have played themselves out at the time, and the low budget ones were heading straight to VHS. This was no exception.
The basic plot runs like this: while trying to raise money for their film school projects, a group of very annoying college film students fix up an old movie theater for an all-night horror festival.  The festival includes three flicks from the 50s and 60s using gimmicks of the William Castle tradition (3-D, a giant insect on a wire, electrically buzzed seats, and "aroma-rama"). In the meantime, in a box of old props, they discover a disturbing reel of film featuring a Manson look-alike chanting the word "possessor." This is the same character that one of the students (the excruciatingly bad Jill Schoelen) has recurring nightmares about. On the night of the festival, the killer returns….blah, blah, blah. You get the gist. What makes this movie great is its sthe "film-within-a-film" segments that pay clever homage to horror and sci-fi films of this bygone era. "Mosquito”, is a 50s era giant bug movie, complete with a handsome general, his goofy adolescent sidekick, and an attractive female scientist/love interest; The Incredible Electrifying Man" is a direct spoof of the Lon Chaney 50s favorite, THE INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN. The last (and only color) of these segments is "The Stench," a late 60s era Japanese Toho spoof (complete with bad dubbing and beehive hairdos). “The Stench” segment is sadly, all too brief, but oh so funny. Guest stars include: Dee Wallace as Schoelen's mom, Tony Roberts as the film school instructor and also a bit by Ray Walston as an old-time showman that was also way too brief. The rest of the actors are serviceable chattel for our killer, the kills are pretty PG-13, but at least fairly inventive.
My intent for Popcorn was to be my first written, “What the Hell?!?” movie segment, but I found myself really into this movie. I discovered it solely based on the awesome box cover and I am really glad I did. I give it 2.5 stars.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Boys Nite Will return!!!!

The Boys Nite blog will be back up and running soon. Hopefully we can get this thing flying in 2012. I really enjoy writing on this page, but commitments have kept me and the guys away. I hope in the next week or so we will all get our fingers flying. Until then you can check out:

James Woolverton here: http://jamesmusicreview.blogspot.com/

My movie reviews here: http://lexcessmagazine.com/

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Monday, April 25, 2011

Everybody has a ZARDOZ (my review of the Paul Newman movie: QUINTET)

Everybody has a ZARDOZ. ZARDOZ was a bizarre science fiction movie starring a pretty hairy and pretty naked, Sean Connery. This movie is terrible, weird, fascinating and undecipherable in content or intent. It seems every actor and director has at least one of these types of movie (Nic Cage is an expert at them). Believe it or not, the great actor Paul Newman and the great Director, Robert Altman, made a movie like this together, called QUINTET.
                I won’t go into any type of specifics about this nonsense. One of the worst performances of Newman’s career as Essex, a guy who loses everything to an explosion in a post-apocalyptic world, then walks around and plays a game for two hours with a bunch of wack-jobs. There you go, that’s the plot. Just terrible performances by everyone.
                Robert Altman’s direction is boring at best. To try to as some atmosphere to the movie, they felt the need to have viewers be forced to look at the picture through a hazy film. I now know what tunnel vision feels like. The movie keeps this haze throughout, at times making it difficult to distinguish characters on the screen! The score is also a jumble alternating screeching violins and awkward silence.
                Quintet is not a fun film to watch. The movie was waste of effort by great film icons and a huge waste of my time. Not even Boys Nite worthy of enjoyment. Just bad film-making. BOOOO!!!!

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

James W's Music Review

Nick Lachey's, "What's Left of Me"

http://jamesmusicreview.blogspot.com/

Booze Appeal Episode 1: Schlafly Bourdon Barrel Ale

I like beers that count. Does that make sense? As the old saying goes, “you don’t buy a beer, you rent it.” With some beers out there this is not always the case. I like a beer that leaves not just a beer taste behind, but actually has body not just a good buzz. I discovered for myself in the craft beer section of Liquor Barn, Schlafly, a regional beer out of St. Louis. Of their line I decided to go with the Schlafly Bourdon Barrel Ale.
Much like the Kentucky Ale Bourbon Barrel Ale, Schlafly is strong in flavor. It has a powerful odor with a touch of chocolate malt. The flavor is strong, but it does have a more carbonated taste than the Kentucky Ale. It also doesn’t stick with you very long, leaving you to probably drink it faster than would expect for this kind of stout beer.
I give it a three out of five. Schlafly has something nice in this so-called “Special Release”, but honestly reminds me more of Amberbock than Guinness.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

J-rod's Nerdy Notebook Vol. 1, Issue 1

It's been quite the week in the world of nerddom. James phoned me earlier this evening to let me know of the passing on Elizabeth Sladen. For those of you who might know, she was one of Doctor Who's "companions" and one of the few characters to be given a spin-off show "The Sarah Jane Adventure" which while it is a kid's show is one of the best sci-fi spinoffs in the genre. For some reason, however, the "Sci Fi" channel(I refuse to call it by the new wimpy name) chose to only air the 1st season of the show here in America while in Canada and England they're up to season 5 in production at this point. I've viewed up through season 4 by "borrowing"...arggggghhh(insert pirate reference here)...the shows online. Herein lies the question, what exactly will be the fate of Sarah Jane's friendly robot pooch K-9?

Secondly, it is with much chagrin that I inform the readers of the demise of one of the most prolific and symbolic residences in American literary lore. I am, of course, referring to Lands End, the home which inspired a twentysomething novelist by the name of Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald aka F. Scott Fitzgerald to pen his novel The Great Gatsby.  I've included a link here where you can read how a land developer is placing a multimillion dollar cookie cutter home development on the site which housed the former grand home.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110419/lf_nm_life/us_books_greatgatsby_3

Finally, I had the opportunity to view the new HBO series Game of Thrones which for some reason I want to call King of Thrones. The first episode was under the directorial helm of Tim Van Patten whom some of you will recognize from The Sopranos and Boardwalk Empire fame. While I had hoped for something more grandiose and gripping, I was instead given a stock story of usurpment and incest. While I know this is the "formula" of the moment I expected something a bit more. I will give it my usual three episode try with the hope that some of the plot threads introduced this week might yield something more substantial.

Until next time...good night and good luck.....
-J-rod

Welcome to Boys Nite

Boys Nite is the culmination of friendships between 4 dudes: James Halcomb, Jarrod Slone, James Woolverton and Spencer McGuire. We love all things slightly (and heavily nerdy): movies, books, beer, music and TV. We generally get together on Monday nights and watch a bad movie, great sports, and slowly kill ourselves with fattening food. This blog is about enjoying life even at its most frustrating. Hope you read, hope you follow, and hope you enjoy!!!

James Halcomb